Titter!

Penisioner's Innuendo Special! Yup, not only did I get it up, I managed to keep it up. With a few helpers, of course. Pretty good really, as there was a cold wind, which is never conducive to this sort of activity. And there was only one sticky moment - when I had to press a boathook into action. Well, you’ve got to be resourceful in this game.
So, that’s me almost set for some floating about in the tub. Just need the sails on. And some crew, of course. Form an orderly queue, please.