The fool on the hill

By mooncoin

Free Gift!

Not only did we promise to put a cap on fuel bills! Not only did we pledge to abolish stamp duty for first time buyers! Now we offer you this hand crafted real PU leather organiser and stylish pen (Note: your pen will have clip intact and be red and silver). This luxuriant organiser,  lovingly embossed with the face of Mr Milliband by skilled craftsmen, will mean you never loose that important council tax final demand or forget what you did with the shopping list, ever again. To claim your free "labour of love organiser" simply put a cross on your voting slip next to the Labour candidate and post it to the following address:
E Milliband 
Enterprise Leisure Ltd.
PO BOX 666
Kensington
And remember, this beautiful gift is yours to keep - whether Labour get in or not!

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