An example of

Quite possibly the most useless sock in the world.
Spent half of my day removing my shoe in order to put the sock back on after it has wiggled its way off my foot.
However, it's only a small annoyance.
Worse things than shit socks.
Pain in places where pain should not be. That's worse.
However, having had a largely good day, I wave two fingers in the general direction of pain. Feeling feisty