Draped

That will be one sleeping bag left out draped to air and one fur child draped over the sleeping bag :-)

How do they suss these things out? 

There will of course be disappointment as I'm heading away for an overnight tramping trip on Saturday and the sleeping bag comes with me. Being in a mountain hut with a long drop sounds like the perfect birthday celebration to me.

My return on Sunday will bring happiness again as my sleeping bag is draped to air again.

Blimey, it's past 9pm already. I have become time poor :-(