Bike Trouble

Went to visit my brother today. He is recovering from a motorbike accident which happened last week. He hit some black ice in his way to work and ended up in hospital with several broken ribs, broken collar bone and broken thumb.
He was looking very sorry for himself which is not surprising. But he did say he was feeling a bit better and had just been to look at a new bike he was thinking of getting. Oh dear, his poor wife.
The Bantam is not the offending bike (Kawasaki), or the new bike(Ducati), or even the spare bike (Triumph), this is the one to play with. My sister in law and I voted this our favourite as it doesn't work.