The Harbourmaster

What an excellent bank holiday. I was determined to get off to a good start, so I'd bought a tub of hollandaise y’see - to have with muffins and bacon and poached eggs. Though everyone told me it was easy enough to make. Maybees so, but I tell you, it’s even easier just to empty out and warm up. 
That accomplished, I had a nose around Fisherrow harbour which I’ve yet to sail into. It certainly looked quite easy for small boats.
What else? A bit of lounging, a read of the papers, more lounging. Well, I’ve a busy three day week coming up. And the usual trip on the sleeper. Though I fookt up and bought tickets for two trips and I’ve left it too late to cancel one of them. Whoops. More bloody incompetence.