Come into the Garden

By aprecious

Attention - does cat food have e-numbers?

Here is the sequence:

I have 'borrowed' the cat bowl.
I am 'improving' the design features of the cat bowl.
I am tossing my bed up and down in the air because it's a lot of fun and I'm a bit giddy.

Does cat food have e-numbers?
Will I be banned from eating it ever again?

I had a really strange (and occasionally quite dull) day yesterday. I was stuck in the cage in the car for an eternity. I barked at some lorries. Especially Eddie Stobart ones. They are particularly annoying. People 'spot' them. I spotted a lot! Eddie Stobart spotter's club. Think they'll let me join?

We went to Warwick. I met some really nice people and got very over-excited and didn't cover myself in glory. I did cover one of them in a lot of mud though. And dog spit. She didn't seem to mind. I am sorry if I scared the children. I am a puppy so my behaviour is a bit erm unpredictable. Sometimes, even I don't know what I'm going to do next. I only want to play. Not everyone wants to 'play' apparently especially if it involves mud and dog spit.

Then I went on a walk in a park and fell in a river. Right in. Snotty had to rescue me. After my impromptu adventure I was a bit giddy (again.) I jumped up at a car and aprecious had an episode of the screaming abdabs. She did look funny.

Then I went back in the car and sat in the car park that is the M6 for about 4 hours.

aprecious says I take one step forward and three steps back. Must be why I was so exhausted last night. I'm doing three times as much as everyone else.

YES - we did buy the van. It's blue and we'll go and get it 20th June. Flossie. Old, knackered and reliable like her new owners. She's German and her middle name is Brunehilde, obviously. And no, I didn't take a picture. What do you think I am? A photographer?

Look - I managed to put in teeny tiny border on today's montage!

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