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char.la.tan
ˈSHärlədən,ˈSHärlətn/
noun
noun: charlatan; plural noun: charlatans
a person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill; a fraud.
quack, sham, fraud, fake, imposter, hoaxer, cheat, deceiver, double-dealer, swindler, fraudster.

And yes, I know, in a week's time he'll have met Satan who will tell him that he has his eye on me (and every other person on his no doubt huge mailing list) and will strike me down unless I send back the specially annointed rag plus some cash, or gold.

Still, slightly disappointed that  I won't be able to join him at The Troxy - Troxy room to hear his ' annointed impartations' that he's simply desperate to share.