The Child (singing along to some rubbish on the radio) : This is a shite song, right, mamma?
Moi: Erm, yes. Can we not say "shite"? Not a good word.
The Child: You said it was better than "sh1t"!
Moi: We need to have a bit of a talk about this...Do you remember what you can't say in front of Granddad Blossom?
The Child (comes out with some of the better known expletives, to my great and lasting shame): ...and 'Oh, sh1tty death!'...Mamma?
Moi: Yes?
The Child: What's a bo***ck?

Today's is a "not a good word" pic...sorry about that.

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