Right Royal knee's up innit !!!

Lie in,finish the banoffe pie,1st coat last wall in back room and skirting boards,make scones... wash the floors... 2nd coat in back room finish paintework,shower,dress and hot foot it to DDLC for a non Jubilee GARDEN party.. why ... why you ask is it a NON garden party... I shall sodding well tell you why the British sodding bloody crappy bloody shitty bloody weather !!! last week we were all burning in the sodding sun and this week my heating is back on and we are chuffing freezing and SOGGY .. it has not let up raining since last night.So it is an INSIDE Jubilee party...... with some celebrities.
Thank you Mr W for cooking outside under an umbrella ... he did a fabulous surf'n'turf meal,thank you DDLC for providing such tender steak !!! and thank you to myself for a splendid pudding :D DDLC's mum and dad were at little brown freaks,they are called 'The Borrowers' ........
I have to lie down now,it is all too much........