No Future

I think most of us, by now, are clued-up on the major problem facing this country in the 21st century. A large underclass has been allowed to develop who have no jobs, and no intention of finding work, content to live on the tax money of others, in state-funded accommodation. Their only real ambition in life is to couple with others of their ilk, and produce offspring as useless and devoted to sponging as them.

Do these tossers get named and shamed in the tabloids? Nope, it seems we have a better way of dealing with them. Let's throw them street parties, send a flotilla of boats down the River Thames in their honour, and get Brian May to play guitar for them. That's really showed them who's boss. I'm almost certain they won't be blowing our money on parties and needless bling for years to come, now.

Please, folks. I know it's hard to restrain yourselves from partying, but we should consider it tough love. It's really the only way they'll learn.