The boy in the striped pyjamas!

Traditionally, mum cuts my hair. And to be honest she has done a pretty good job!

Another tradition for Sunday is to go horse riding. My horse is now called Williow. I used to ride a horse called Charlie, but I've progressed from him. Today at 11am a parcel was meant to come to me through the post. It was called 'Lego technik'. It's basically like Lego but it's much more fiddly and complicated to follow.

Q. Did you ask for a number two?

A. Because it looks like poo to me!