two men, one man and his dog went to mow a meadow

~Sing along everyone~

I've been trying desperately to come up with a funny title for this but to no avail.

A dreadful joke follows in lieu of anything interesting to write down;

A mechanic who worked from home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanics lawn, so the mechanic decided he had to keep Mace inside.

The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in the front garden and dropped his wrench, losing it in the long grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so decided to call it a day.

That night Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the garden. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight.

Realising what had happened he looked towards the heavens and proclaimed:-

'A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, who saved a wrench for me!'