Time flies

Improbably, the boy child is 14 years old today. I say improbably because he was only born, ooh, 10 minutes ago. What happened to the past 14 years?

Even more improbably, Hulk's green fist is bursting out of his birthday cake. This has got to be the coolest cake I've even seen. Seriously, who comes up with the ideas for these things? That's got to be a great job. Why didn't my careers advisor at school tell me about the opportunities to be a cake architect?

Anyway, Hulk has now been defeated (he looks so tough in the movies, but it turns out his weakness is a cake slice) and the boy child is off to play with his new Xbox headphones, etc, etc. All's right with the world.