A panoramic cat drama

Guinness (black): I want this seat.

Gizzmo (tabby&white): I have this seat.

Guinness: ....

Gizzmo: [....]

Guinness: I clean your ears if you move.

Gizzmo: Ok.

Guinness: You're not moving.

Gizzmo: Nope. I have the seat.

Guinness: I sit on you.

Gizzmo: Whatever...

Jaffa (ginger): ZZzzZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZzz...