Doorstepped

While one is very happy to have found the Ted Baker T for Tall range, and tomorrow a pair of (hipster) jeans that fit (hopefully) will arrive through the door, the experience was somewhat tarnished by the presence of Mark Foster as the range model, possibly the most perfect example of manhood ever created (for he could only have been chiselled from pure perfectorium mined in the lands of Perfectaria by cute kittens), which makes one feel a touch... Imperfect. Damn you Mark Foster. Damn you to the deep end in your pyjamas fetching a plastic brick from the bottom.