Ucks Fizz

I'm not sure what's most desperate about this blip:

 • The fact that this is as near a bottle of wine that could be found in the wine cellar.

• That it's Friday night and I have such a limited choice of alcohol to dull the memories of this past week.

• It's labelled rather appetisingly as an 'aromatised wine product cocktail'.

• It was reduced to sell at £1.69.

• Whoever reduced it to sell at £1.69 had no idea how to write a pound sign.

• At 4% ABV it's hardly going to dull the memories of this past week.

• That I'm now drinking Bailey's over ice with a generous splash of Bell's whisky to take away the taste of the Bailey's (or vice-versa).

At the end of the day though, I'm just glad it's the end of the week.