Oliver with Olivia

What a tiring day! First of all, I went to tesco (ON MY OWN!). I had to buy sweets/drink for my friends' play. It was Oliver. Y'know it's scientifically proven that if you chew something while you concentrate you concentrate better? Y'see it's all logical!

Last of all I went on the trampoline and I got up from my knees without using my hands. I just bounced!

A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its no good you talking to me, young man, 'Im stone deaf!