When you're smiling
When you're smiling
Your omelette smiles with you...

The Carpetright man has just been to re-measure the lino and ensure we get our stripes going the right way this time. Much like the man in the shop when we ordered the lino, this man also appeared not to notice my existence and proceeded to completely ignore me, even though he was standing next to me in my kitchen. I boomed a big HELLO in his lughole and wondered at the ignorance of Carpetright men. Fools.