Introducing.......................

Teddy and Pinkie.

Or 'Teds' and 'Pinks'. The terribly posh, privately educated toffs. Wearing the toffs trademark, dishevelled, decidedly grubby and a tad whiffy expensive clobber.

They're suuuch rotters this pair!!............absolute stinkers!!

I'm also extremely proud to announce that I haven't seen even the tiniest bit of Royalist nonsense on the TV.