Emergency recovery

"Don't panic love, it's just the head gaskets acting up, it wont' be a minute...
How far apart did you say the contractions are?
Every 45 seconds?
You're flying Love! There, take another gulp of the laughing gas.
Is it your first one?
Your fifth?
Ok, I'll tell him to forget about the oil change and the new spark plugs.
Don't worry love, we'll be there soon... We'll be there faster than you can say forceps."