If I only had a brain

So the days are dwindling down and now I hear She may be having second thoughts regarding departing . . .

And really, you think I believe that, c'mon, my momma didn't raise no fools! (No comments please)

The Telegraph and the Times - I hear - are already piling up in the news box, sadly the Guardian is nowhere to be found - YET - so yeah, She has no qualms regarding our imminent return to Warwickshire.

The pictured poppy was spotted earlier, auditioning for the role of The Tin Man, only he needed a heart, not a brain, me, I need both!!