Sure as Eggs are Eggs

Yes I know they are only eggs.

But they are my own homemade, free range, organic eggs.

Merryn the labrador gun dog is in love with one of the fouls.

She keeps well away from the Velociraptor. (yesterday)

Betty Black Bum (BBB) is her beau. They sit and stare in to each others' eyes for hours, seperated only by chicken wire. You can almost hear Barry White singing, I am sure they are composing love poems for each other.

When the fouls free range, Merryn follows BBB around, only BBB. None of the other chooks exist for Merryn.

When BBB goes in to the nest box to lay, Merryn waits outside whining quietly, and rejoices when they are re-united. It is a most peculiar romance.