Indignity

oh, the embarrassment!  SHE made me put the Elizabethan collar on because I just had the tiniest lick of the bandage on my paw.  I think I'd like to get the bandage off, but I don't dare.

SHE and HE are saying that it's going to be a very long week for us all.

I agree with that.

Ernie was here this morning, and they won't even let me see him, let alone have a play.  

And I can't go outside unless one of THEM is with me - and I am getting bored witless.

BORED, I tell you, B.O.R.E.D.