The Back-yard Squirrel Beauty Pageant

"I heard that if you show a 'little leg' during the
broadwalk part, you could win!" said smart-alec
grey squirrel.  ''I would bury the prize money and next
year you would have a money-tree seedling!"

"Deal?"

"See that leg! I bared a little 'hip' also. Who would
not put down a first-place ribbon on such a 'bod?"