Father

Don't you just love when your WiFi mysteriously dies and you wonder why and you ring the guy in India and it turns out your 14 year old has been streaming movies on his laptop for the last few weeks and you've used 254GB this month and your allowance is 60Gb and they don't warn you and you have to upload via 3G and the hotspot on your phone until the 1st of June which isn't till Monday.
Not exactly Joyce but a stream of consciousness all the same.

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