Primary needs

- Mum! Mum! Can I have one of these?! 
- No. They are noisy, and they stink, and they spread diseases, and they are nasty. And no, no, no! Enough is enough, you are not getting another Match Attax set of overpaid football players.
- Can I have a gull then please? 
- Ok... I suppose... At least it doesn't have a diamond earring or drive a Maserati. And it looks kinda cute.