Hipster coffee and 'toast'

So the in thing it seems is 'toast'. Just one slice and it cost me $4. It did come with butter and homemade strawberry jam...and did I mention the bread is homemade too. They should really say 'shop' made as it clearly is being made on the premises. Was alright but I feel a bit disgruntled that a latte and 'a piece of bread' cost me $10. But then I did get to sit amongst the 'invincibles'. This is a term I've picked up recently. Its the new nickname for the 20 odd year old Google/facebook heads that get paid more than me and get to have nicer lives than me. I'm not bitter or anything. And oh- did I mention they get paid more than me?