Why did the chicken pox cross the road?

Why? 
Well, to get to my other other eye of course.

And unusual day, with medical matters pretty much at the forefront of our preoccupations. 
Pepe with his heart procedure (he's fine).
Mimi with her Chicken Pox.
Me with my inability to resist a two-for-one offer on conjunctivitis (and no Insto, it's nothing to do with little bits of poo lodged under my finger nails, thanks for casting a doubt in people's minds over my impeccable personal hygiene...)