Daft Vader

I mean... the guy commands tens of thousands of starship troopers, he is (used to be) one of the most powerful Jedi knights in at least half a dozen galaxies... and yet he was not able to avoid the School Summer Fete. 

Neither was I...

I did put in a brave 45 minute appearance.

From reliable witness accounts, Darth Vader was stuck in there for a full 3 hours.

Dark side of the force my fluffy arse...