The Eternal Misunderstanding.

'I want coffee'.

'No, no bacon for you Rex, you'll get snacks at home'.

'I want coffee'.

'Rex, leave me alone, you'll get fed when we get home!'

'I want coffee. I'm 63 in your years, it's time you bought me a coffee. Macchiato, ideally, but I'll take a flat white'.

'Bacon all gone!'

'Fucksake'.