What's in your garage?

My wife complains regularly that we have so many bits and pieces being stored in our garage, so imagine my shock and surprise when I found I could not get our car in the garage yesterday when I arrived home.
This was the reason why — printed Yellow Pages telephone directories that a friend had asked us to store for a short time in the dry.
No problem, I thought.  But I really hadn’t appreciated just how many there would be.
I am assured that they will be delivered around our village over the next few days and the car can be back in the garage again.  I suppose if I had really thought this through it would have been a good reason and incentive to clear out some of our own boxes and bits and pieces to make room.

Am I hoarder?  Not on your life!