No Sir!!!!

Dylan: Why's he in such a bad mood today?
Bandit: The Queen's Birthday Honours were announced today.
Dylan: And?
Bandit: And he didn't get one, again!
Dylan: Just what did he think he might get an award for?
Bandit: Photographing rabbits!
Dylan: We do all the work!
Bandit: Or for art
Dylan: What, painting a shed?
Bandit: Or for services to vegetable arranging.
Dylan: What an idiot!
Bandit: I see Van Morrison is now Sir Van
Dylan: Was it for this  great track?
Bandit: That and some others