My Daddy's yacht!

"Daddy captained the 'Far Maid' up from Marbella to Lochness-shire which is near Scotland. I pueked up rotters as we crossed the Bay of Biscay. So much for the fois-gras! We are now going through the teensy weensy Californian Canal where, for some reason, they can't get the water to be all on the same level. Never mind; we smiled and waved to the kilted locals and I threw some mint humbugs for their children. Several direct hits, I'm afraid. I don't imagine such primitive people have seen a steam yacht before. Toodle pip!"