Absolute worst blip ever...

I forgot to take a photo. I am not sure whether to be pleased or horrified that I had asked Sam to take one on my iphone. Anyway, I did, so here it is in all its glory. A horrifically under-par blip entry that makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.

I suppose I'd better explain:

- Costume: result of finishing pole dancing class (hence shorts) and not being able to go upstairs to change due to Milo not-quite-being-asleep. Wellies and Sam's hoody = necessary addition due to having to put chickens to bed in pouring rain. (We were expecting guests to arrive and it was declared that as being *the most weird looking* I would have to go up to the orchard to deal with the chickens). This weird-looking-o-meter happens quite a lot to us.

- Ham: bought in preparation for extended family meal on Saturday. On going to the fridge for post-pole beer I found said ham and decided it looked horribly like a cross section of my thigh.

- Backdrop: Yes, ill thought out indeed, and includes out cat Bee lying prone in the hallway.

Oh how embarassing. I can only hope that by being a backblip it goes unnoticed in my journal.