Oh dear!

Must have accidentally sprayed the window with the hosepipe.
Correction - it's raining again.

Got a second audition with Countdown on Wednesday.
Missed out by 2 points last time.
A nice man phones you at a prearranged time and armed with pen and pencil he takes you through what is effectively a real episode.
He measures you against a benchmark and if you score well you are in the next series.
Matt le Tissier, the ex-Southampton player and now Sky football pundit, qualified recently.
Tip : don't write the letters and numbers too big ( as I did last time) - you lose time having to scan a larger area.