nonsenses & truths

By sloeburn

Arm

Some scrote threw an egg out of a car at me.  Happily it was moving so quickly that it didn't break until it had left my clothing.  Actually I thought it was an apple until I walked past it on the way home and saw it spread across the pavement.  Unhappily it was quite a smack and an impressive lump came up immediately.

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