Iron camera

You might think it a bit strange for me to blip an iron but there is a reason. I was browsing, as you do, camera websites. I am hoping I'll be brave enough to upgrade to a DSLR in the near future. An ad came on the computer, as they do, for Tesco direct so I had a little look. They had a Canon that didn't look too scary and, as the club card exchange was on, I had enough vouchers to buy it! Much deliberating later, I jumped into the car to the nearby Tesco to get them to help me. When the girl tried to order, it was out of stock- on my computer it was saying in stock! I tried again but the website was out of date so no camera!
Dejectedly going through the store to exit, I spotted the irons- so parted with some of my vouchers and bought one- old one leaking all over the place.
My joke to anyone who would listen was that it takes rubbish photos!