In a pickle

This is me browsing the vast array of tantalising pickles and relishes on offer in Sainsbury's. Here's what I did today; First I had English and Maths then I had physio then 1:1.

When I got home at 2:30, me and my sister Kiera planned dinner. It was sausage (frankfurters twirled on a stick) with jalapeño burger, corn on the cob and salad. It was beautiful. The funny thing is I got the recipe from a teacher.

What does a nosy pepper do?

They get jalapeño business!

By the way do you like my fashionable footwear combo?! I'm gonna start a new trend!