New Braking System

the current trend among road bike manufacturers is to fit disc brakes but unfortunately i can't afford such luxury. However iv'e  just invented a new system which stops you instantly. It involves getting a motorist to drive over your rear wheel  (Nissan Micras seem ideal ). You stop very, very quickly and your bike stays upright .Downside is wheels are expensive and there is always the possibility that you might assault the driver !!!!