Giant moth...

Narrowly escaped death by Pepsi at 1.00am.

I got the ladders out, poked it off the ceiling after she meowed at it for ten minutes. It promptly jumped onto the floor where she pounced till I rescued it in a pint glass.

I set it free, cause I'm nice like that. Much to her disgust. She then spent 20 minutes raking round the rug for it. Stoopid kitty.