Kitty

Note to self...
if you hear what sounds like a kitten crying beside the playground, don't go and see what it is.
if you do go and see what it is, walk away quickly and tell yourself you didn't see a cute little kitty hiding under an old water tank.
if the cute little kitty, that you didn't see, comes wandering out from under the old water tank and rolls over for you to pet it - don't!
because if you do it will follow you, and meow at you, and look very sad and lost and you will be worried as there are no houses nearby that it could belong to...and it might end up sleeping on your desk in the sunshine...and your dog might be very disturbed by this whole situation.  

Lesson learned - the hard way :0)