A Song For Europe

Finally! After so much pathetic fawning over parasitic royals this week, with the commencement of Euro 2012 we can now express our patriotism in the way that it's meant to be shown: by hurling abuse at our useless bastard football team.

I think the only thing that has ever united Europe is the universal belief that no matter how well a country's side is doing, it's just not good enough. So here's to an enjoyable festival of all-round dissatisfaction!