Tony's Frog

You keep eating those slugs for me and you can have all the rhubarb you want.

Today I learnt that getting massive static shocks from the car is not that unusual.  I learnt also that my corneas are unusually shaped.  I learnt a new skill - wheeling a buggy and bike at the same time.  It was quite a challenge getting up the no-longer-funny-since-quite-a-long-time-ago-but-soon-to-be-a-distant-memory Liberton Brae, but the real issue was trying to mop the sweat from my brow or pick up the hilariously-discarded cup.  I'll have to refine the technique or maybe never ever ever do it again. 

Unexpectedly good allotment trip - more strawberries, funny giant blackberries, raspberries and lovely International Kidney (Jersey Royal equivalent)