Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts?

The squirrel is back!
Taken from 'Little Britain':
Dad: Hi, you - open for afternoon tea?Ray McCooney: Ooh. Maybe I am and maybe I'm not[He plays the flute.]Dad: Oh, OK.[He starts to walk out.]Ray McCooney: N-no, I am. Please. Sit down. Sit down.[He shows them to a table]Mum: Oh, what an adorable little place.
Kimberley: It smells funny in here.Mum: [whispers] Kimberley!Ray: I shall be back in a moment with the cake trolley.[He puts his hand out and grabs the cake trolley.]Ray: Here I am with the cake trolley.Mum: Ooh, those look great, don't they, Kimberley?Kimberley: I want the chocolate cake.Mum: No, honey. [to Ray] Kimberly has a nut allergy. Do you know if there are any nuts in it?Ray: Yeeeeees.Mum: What do you mean? Yes, there are nuts or yes you know?Ray: Yeeeeees.Dad: Well which?Ray: If I tell ye the truth, I'll tell ye a lie, but if you call me false then I'll also tell ye a lie.[He plays the flute]Dad: OK, so does the cake contain nuts?Ray: [picks up a piece of cake and puts it to his ear] Carrot cake, carrot cake, have ye any nuts? [He listens] The carrot cake contains... no nuts. [picks up another piece of cake to his ear] Lemon drizzle cake, lemon drizzle cake, have ye any nuts? [He listens] The lemon drizzle cake contains... no nuts. [He plays the flute] No nuts. [picks up chocolate cake to his ear] Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts? [He listens] [to Mike] He wants to speak to you.Dad: [takes the cake, baffled, puts it to his ear and listens] Mike Kapalski?