Making the Cut
Stanley knives, like tape measures, are tools I incessantly mislay and so acquire a spare from time to time.
Occasionally I find them all at once. That hasn't happened for so long, I'd forgotten I had three Stanley knives.
I've lost count of the tape measures; but then I've lost most of the tape measures anyway, so it hardly matters.
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In the lull between refurb weeks we've friends staying with us, one socially, and one, a blipper, commercially (but cheaply given the state of the place; especially when I hand him a paint brush tomorrow...)
Hmm, I wonder when he checks blip?
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So, what do we think is the collective noun for Stanley knives?
I propose a 'Cut'.
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