Cheers, m'dears.....

Doris sent me a text this morning. 'Would you like to come round after work, for a glass of champagne with me and Mrs Doris?'

I hesitated (but only for about a tenth of a second).....well, it would have been rude to refuse.

So I texted back. 'Are we celebrating something?'

The answer was typical of Doris' attitude to everything. 'We are,' he replied, 'celebrating being alive.'

Yep, that works for me...................