Vacuum Cleaner Head

Have you ever been so desperate for a blip that you stuck your camera's snout down a vacuum cleaner attachment? Well clearly I HAVE. Actually I don't half mind it really. I guess it comes out a bit surrealistic or abstract. I think I'll stop saying what it REALLY is and start calling it ... "Time Tunnel"?? ... or perhaps ... "Wormhole". What about ... "Warp Drive"??