Old Folk...

...they're vicious!
To be added to the constantly growing "If I ever get like that, shoot me!" list.

Wait - they're playing my song....
(later) I'm now travelling home first class by train - £38.00 from Bournemouth. Standard was eighty quid. I ended up in Standard on the Bournemouth to Waterloo section - I thought it was first class and I was too comfortable to shift. You Southwest Train users have better seating than us East Midlanders!