Hound of the Day

Having had a very limited number of bits of advice about marching and the effects of tandemising the sides of the body, I decided on tonight's walk with THE HOUND, that I would try, naively perhaps, to once again march whilst swinging my left leg and left arm jauntily forward at the same time.

Picking myself up I realised it was simply never going to work and so I then set about reverting to right arm left leg and so on but with a twist. The twist was that I exaggerated the movement which I quickly realised meant I was mincing my arse in the most buoyant of manners causing men, women and hounds to look at me affectionally.

It took me three hours to get off that bloody park tonight.....

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